Good times

Fear not squirrelians! For i is back, from the dead? sadly no. From drunken stupor? i wish. From the clutches of eviel cyberzombiemutantcats? Ughhh.....no.
Who's asking these questions anyway? And who's answering? is it me? better yet, is it U?

^^ wierdos. Back to reality, so i went to college and started the UCAS application process. Fortunately for me the deadline has been moved from this friday to next friday :D due to freak weather conditions, definitely not caused by me >.> This whole process was surprisingly simple even when the deadline was thought to be mere days away and that i hadn't visited my old school in 2 years, or that they didnt know my name( even though i attended for 7 years) ((<--- not meaning they didnt remember, they just didnt believe me when i told em)) <(( for more information on wtf going here look ahead to further posts))<.

The course im applying for is Computer Games, uh huh thats right, im going to do Computer Games at university, uber nerd or uber awesssoooome!

Drawback is im going to have write my personal statement in 1 day, a task which i failed to complete in 4 months 2 years previous. However, i am in luck, i am indian, i have lots of family, who are also indian, therefore i must know at least 3 people already in the computing business. Henceforth, i know have vast experience in "shadowing" accomplished members of the computing industry, all in the matter of 3 phone calls.

Computer games! ( winkyedy wink)

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Damn cheap imitation red bull!

I drank a liter of the aforementioned and now its 5.30 am.

bevthesquirrel?

Aha the million dollar question. The one that's been plaguing your mind ever since you first caught wind of it. Well for all you faithful followers i shall now reveal to you the life altering truth behind the SQuiReL!

Firstly let us break up the title into the smaller subsections making it easier to deal with starting with "bev":

I'm sure most of u know who "bev" is but for the pour souls who havent had the chance to make the acquaintance "bev" is beverly, known best in this pose :
Edit: Previous picture removed due to anonymous death threats received, which would be carried out unless changed :p


However, she is much more than that as you will shortly find out, she funny especially when she acting xrazy or especially not, uh no matter. She's also a food lover as long as it comes with a side of chilli on meat. But to top it all off, she's my bootiful girlfriend, that's right folks, she landed a stud like me. She is also the one that got me to create this blog, by means of me trying to comment on her blog and accidently creating my own. Now that u have a simple grasp of "bev" we can move on.

The next and debatebly the most important section is "the", without "the" the whole title would collapse upon itself in a cataclysmic implosion of non-senseical bs! So what does this puny but mighty word even mean, dont be abashed to admit that u dont know, for many squirrels are simply ignorant of this fact but no longer shall ignorance remain in power whilst i am in this domain ( bevthesquirrel that is) . Read on and be ignorant no more!

the:

(used before adjectives that are used substantively, to note an individual, a class or number of individuals, or an abstract idea)

You are correct in thinking that this means the titular usage of "squirrel" is in fact an adjective, thus a describing word, and also correct in thinking that "bev" is being described as a "squirrel".
But what you may ask is a squirrel and alas i have pre empted your thoughts and have a "squirrel" on display for u ascertained in the form of my display picture.

But why "bevthesquirrel" u say? ahh well simply put:

At the beginning of the year, he started comparing me to a squirrel. I don't know why but it further encouraged when I 'apparently' ate my KFC like a squirrel, holding the chicken by my forefinger and thumb on both hands and close to the center of my body. Bringing the chicken bits stripped away up to my mouth.

Another occasion was when it was during winter/spring, and we'd bought a muffin on the way back home from the station. I was finishing the remainders and since it was so cold I was cupping it in both my hands all bunched up and shivering while laughing when Rory suddenly tells me I look like a squirrel. -.-

Quoted from http://superluckyhappy.blogspot.com/ The hour of experientation

Thus sums up the title "bevthesquirrel".

Thank you for wasting so much of your time reading this!

My Haircut.

Got my haircut finally!

After 3 long months of constant why is there a cat sitting on your head? Why u shoot that rat and place it on ur head? and When you getting a haircut -.-?

Me and my barber or My barber and I went to work on his masterpiece that is my new cut, an asymmetric mohawk he calls it. To add the finishin touches he used his new bubblegum flavor superwax on my hair and when he was done, there was so much pride and splendor in his face that he had to take multiple photos of my haircut. Which he was kind enough to bluetooth to me and which i'll be uploading for your viewing pleasure as soon as i figure how :>

Edit: Figured it out, im so smart :D i took new photos using the camera which i can upload to computer, stoopid phone!

Thus featuring diff angles:


Crap maybe i dont know how to do this as well as i thought! dont know how to fix but enjoy anyhoo.
Edit: Fixed it ^^ doesnt apply no more.
p.s these arent the barber's photos they look much more $$

Head Vs. Bed

Ouch! I jus hit my head on my bed (which is of the top bunk only sort), but the story doesnt end there, oh no, to reap my vengeance upon my bed i attempted to demolish it using my head.
yeah i did jus hit my head again. That's twice in one morning, i've had this bed for years and it hasnt moved, i know exactly where it is. After a few bumpy months at the start i grew aware that i have to duck to get underneath it, but woefully as of today my head forgot this simple but o so important piece of information.
Thus leading my double cranial infractions upon the suprisingly sturdy metallic bedframe.

Lazy ol'me

Being the lazy guy i am, gonna make this a quick one.

Took my driving theory test ( car driving, as some poor squirrels have been mistaken) today, but the cremedelacreme was that i was taking it alongside my younger sister. Our first test that we ever taken together at the same time. Finally, a chance to prove my superiority. But the real cremdelacreme was that she was taking the test for the 2nd time as she had already taken it before and failed by 2 marks. Taking this account i immediately stepped up to the plate and booked my test along with her retake.

Spent a whole half a day revisin for it lazy ol'me , got 100% and walked away a happy bunny, especially since my sister failed again by 2 marks :D

Edit: I had to wake up at 7.30 am for my 8.30 am appointment, shoulda taken a firmer hand in the actual booking , lazy ol'me. As it has now led me to this irksome position in which i have finished what i usually do in a day by 4:13 pm. That's it. Done everything all thats left is sleep. I HATE waking up early >:(

My Blog.

Firstly i would like to thank all you stringent followers of my blog, however i have some shocking news that may sound upsetting but u know was true all along.

I am not eloquent or (synonym for eloquent, uh wordy <- that'll do) yeah wordy, so most of these posts will no be very long, thus not very interesting for some, but that will not stop me from getting my wordy words out there!

I've always wanted to write but i have this tendency to forget the crucial words and have them stuck on the tip of my tongue, and this leads to a daunting complication in which i must pause.
Now i know this does not sound so bad to u, but for me it can be devastating as i can, not remember the word for a very long time thus halting my progress altogether. To combat this issue i have just used filler sentences for the word, if u want an example of this just look up to the 2nd paragraph.

I have another tendency which can be detrimental to my blogging, which is that i like to use words that i dont know the meaning of, or even for that matter, know if they exist. I'm sure its obvious to you how this is an issue. Squirrels of the world fear not, for i have come up with a brilliant remedy to this ailment in the quick and easy form of Spell Check. This will stop me from making up my own words to some degree, i hope but the fact still remains that i will use words incorrectly and this leads me on to my next tendency quite nicely.

Thirdly, i do not ever read over/ proff read my work because i hate the sound of my own voice so if sentences to not make sense or there is a words missing.... jus get used to it :D

All in all i hope you enjoy my blogging.

p.s. i like the word "however" and wanted to use it so many times already but refrained myself. How awesome am i :-)