Sunday 13 December 2009

Damn cheap imitation red bull!

I drank a liter of the aforementioned and now its 5.30 am.

Tuesday 8 December 2009

bevthesquirrel?

Aha the million dollar question. The one that's been plaguing your mind ever since you first caught wind of it. Well for all you faithful followers i shall now reveal to you the life altering truth behind the SQuiReL!

Firstly let us break up the title into the smaller subsections making it easier to deal with starting with "bev":

I'm sure most of u know who "bev" is but for the pour souls who havent had the chance to make the acquaintance "bev" is beverly, known best in this pose :
Edit: Previous picture removed due to anonymous death threats received, which would be carried out unless changed :p


However, she is much more than that as you will shortly find out, she funny especially when she acting xrazy or especially not, uh no matter. She's also a food lover as long as it comes with a side of chilli on meat. But to top it all off, she's my bootiful girlfriend, that's right folks, she landed a stud like me. She is also the one that got me to create this blog, by means of me trying to comment on her blog and accidently creating my own. Now that u have a simple grasp of "bev" we can move on.

The next and debatebly the most important section is "the", without "the" the whole title would collapse upon itself in a cataclysmic implosion of non-senseical bs! So what does this puny but mighty word even mean, dont be abashed to admit that u dont know, for many squirrels are simply ignorant of this fact but no longer shall ignorance remain in power whilst i am in this domain ( bevthesquirrel that is) . Read on and be ignorant no more!

the:

(used before adjectives that are used substantively, to note an individual, a class or number of individuals, or an abstract idea)

You are correct in thinking that this means the titular usage of "squirrel" is in fact an adjective, thus a describing word, and also correct in thinking that "bev" is being described as a "squirrel".
But what you may ask is a squirrel and alas i have pre empted your thoughts and have a "squirrel" on display for u ascertained in the form of my display picture.

But why "bevthesquirrel" u say? ahh well simply put:

At the beginning of the year, he started comparing me to a squirrel. I don't know why but it further encouraged when I 'apparently' ate my KFC like a squirrel, holding the chicken by my forefinger and thumb on both hands and close to the center of my body. Bringing the chicken bits stripped away up to my mouth.

Another occasion was when it was during winter/spring, and we'd bought a muffin on the way back home from the station. I was finishing the remainders and since it was so cold I was cupping it in both my hands all bunched up and shivering while laughing when Rory suddenly tells me I look like a squirrel. -.-
Quoted from http://superluckyhappy.blogspot.com/ The hour of experientation

Thus sums up the title "bevthesquirrel".

Thank you for wasting so much of your time reading this!





Tuesday 1 December 2009

My Haircut.

Got my haircut finally!

After 3 long months of constant why is there a cat sitting on your head? Why u shoot that rat and place it on ur head? and When you getting a haircut -.-?

Me and my barber or My barber and I went to work on his masterpiece that is my new cut, an asymmetric mohawk he calls it. To add the finishin touches he used his new bubblegum flavor
superwax on my hair and when he was done, there was so much pride and splendor in his face that he had to take multiple photos of my haircut. Which he was kind enough to bluetooth to me and which i'll be uploading for your viewing pleasure as soon as i figure how :>

Edit: Figured it out, im so smart :D i took new photos using the camera which i can upload to computer, stoopid phone!

Thus featuring diff angles
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Crap maybe i dont know how to do this as well as i thought! dont know how to fix but enjoy anyhoo.
Edit: Fixed it ^^ doesnt apply no more.
p.s these arent the barber's photos they look much more $$